Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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