No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
