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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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and she bought it?!?

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yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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(650): my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah (415): and she bought it?!? (650): yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes http://tfl.nu/zwxp

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(925): View more from California

So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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(925): So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf http://tfl.nu/z2h0

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(812): View more from Indiana

sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.

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(812): sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city. http://tfl.nu/nl67

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(407): View more from Florida

he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

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(407): he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse http://tfl.nu/je2y

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(440): View more from Ohio

i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(440): i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad. http://tfl.nu/60es

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.

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(314): I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge. http://tfl.nu/tow2

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.

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(317): You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk. http://tfl.nu/qv2s

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(951): View more from California

DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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(951): DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness http://tfl.nu/qa2j

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(731): View more from Tennessee

We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.

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(731): We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage. http://tfl.nu/1q8x

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(207): View more from Maine

I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.

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(207): I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered. http://tfl.nu/1qcp

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?

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(973): I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow? http://tfl.nu/blls

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(801): View more from Utah

Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?

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(801): Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention? http://tfl.nu/lgvd

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(44): View more from United Kingdom

Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?

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(44): Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops? http://tfl.nu/g9tn

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.

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(989): Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad. http://tfl.nu/i278

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(214): View more from Texas

We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.

(469): View more from Texas

Tequila happens.

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(214): We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night. (469): Tequila happens. http://tfl.nu/nyc9

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