i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.