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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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• (845): View more from New York

  Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.

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  They want yo temporarily sterile ass.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements

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• (631): View more from New York

  I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick

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