Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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