There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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