we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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