did you get engaged???
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...