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Do you still have your period?

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(703): Do you still have your period? http://tfl.nu/m9zt

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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.

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(215): winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am. http://tfl.nu/p45r

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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining

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(304): i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining http://tfl.nu/3fon

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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.

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(616): our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time. http://tfl.nu/fvgl

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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.

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(989): It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened. http://tfl.nu/z3yw

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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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(+61): Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking. http://tfl.nu/00hi

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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.

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(314): don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again. http://tfl.nu/ygo4

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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

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(215): You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance" http://tfl.nu/4bfe

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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.

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(541): i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts. http://tfl.nu/e6qn

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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.

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(845): Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share. http://tfl.nu/wq4n

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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

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do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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(518): he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner. (732): do you still have it? i kinda want to see. http://tfl.nu/j8xe

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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.

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(916): I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask. http://tfl.nu/oc5v

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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs

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(707): After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs http://tfl.nu/t3em

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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.

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(201): I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone. http://tfl.nu/6r51

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