if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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