Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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