I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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