drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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