so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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