Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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