Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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