The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
