I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
