first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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