is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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