my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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