I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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