I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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