so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I am naked and annoyed.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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