My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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