i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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