he wants to bone in the snuggie
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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