well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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