i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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