weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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