i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So squirting runs in the family.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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