so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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