question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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