Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
