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That's how twitter works, right?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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