If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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