they need to just BURY HIM!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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