I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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