he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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