No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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