I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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