Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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