i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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