you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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