HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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