Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Every concussion has its silver lining
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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