What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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