? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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