im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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