No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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