erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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