yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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