i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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