She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
not ubering you a puppy
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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